Diddily Squats!


Diddily Squats......................Diddily Squats cost Diddily Squat!!!!!

These Squats hail from the Squat Homeworld named Diddily. Diddily has absolutely NO RESOURCES, and so the Squats that live there have Diddily Squat weapons and Diddily Squat armour. Diddily Squats go around saying "Peace, Brother!" which infuriates others Squats so much they have a tendency to hit them with clubs, and fire hoses! The Diddily Squats often hold a sit-in on the battlefield disrupting the battle until they can be dragged away. You can also find them around any landing field singing "Krishna, Krishna!" and selling flowers.

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Weapons: Diddily Squat!

Armour: Diddily Squat!**

Wargear: Diddily Squat!

Special: They can sometimes upset the enemy so much that they forget what they were there for, so on a roll of 1 on a d6, enemy squads that are fighting them stop fighting and stand and stare at the Diddily Squats who are chanting mantras and singing folk songs.

*Diddily Squat weapons = Diddily Squat skill.

**Special Save: Diddily Squat Save!


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